wrigley field is MILF paradise
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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