Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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