Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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