Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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