Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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