You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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