If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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