So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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