Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Randomize
