I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
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I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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