Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
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Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Are we still banned from the library?
Can I color on your dick again?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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