Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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