Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
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Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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