11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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