I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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