somebody snuck up and got me drunk
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Fuck appropriateness.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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