he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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