Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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