On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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