Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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