awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
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