You're so nebulous sometimes
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I AM VODKA MAN
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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