belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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