I want to walk on stilts...naked
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
where does the pee come out of this thing
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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