So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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