You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
You ruined the universe
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