I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Randomize
