every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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