Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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