i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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