This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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