Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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