Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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