Walk of Shame. In a state park.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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