I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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