you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
you will always have a special place in my vag
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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