His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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