I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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