so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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