Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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