No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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