They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
farters have to be the big spoon...
zippers are such a cool invention
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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