Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
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I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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