PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
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Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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