I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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