thus making me awesome and them whores
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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