Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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