Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
29 People Confess The Worst Example Of Dirty Talk They’ve Ever Heard
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
21 Women Compare Anal and Vaginal Sex
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?