**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.