I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
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My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
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For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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