idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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