How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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