if i can run in heels then i can drive
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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