At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I wish i was in the wii world.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I understand Curling. That high.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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